Life Preserver

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Life Preserver is a competitor in season 1 of The Ultimate Winner. She is known for being a little reckless.

Parma's Burp
Life Preserver first appears when her friend, Rose Quartz, asks Pier Luigi if she is a very beautiful gemstone. Pier Luigi responds by throwing Parmaball at both girls, their other friend Green Tea, and Printer, who also happened to be standing there. Later, Life Preserver is chosen onto Pier Luigi's team, The Grand Order Of Parma.

Over Cloud And Under Cloud
Life Preserver got a bald Sliry and did not appear again for the rest of the episode.

Juggling Jumble
Life Preserver was first seen when Hanger saw his entire team on the ground. It was later revealed that Pillowcase hypnotized everyone, putting The Grand Order Of Parma up for elimination.

The Temple Cats' Chaos
Life Preserver is first shown walking with Green Tea, Gourdy, and Bathtub. She then asks to borrow Gourdy and throws him at the temple, making Bathtub mad. After hitting John, Gourdy waits for a while until Ununpentium Token and Printer are launched up, in which Gourdy is thrown at three other cats and Light Cap. If you trace it back far enough, Life Preserver made her team lose.

Catapult Science Theater 3000
All of the members of The Grand Order Of Parma except for Quarter and Light Cap shouted "I think we should do this," including Life Preserver. Twenty-five minutes later, Hanger and Quarter talk to Soap Bar and Nail about the catapult, with the latter saying it was Life Preserver's idea to hammer her into the catapult. Then, Life Preserver, Rose Quartz, and Green Tea chant about how the catapult will be painted pink, but Green Tea trips, falls, and says "woopsipydoop" for the very first time.